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Catometer 

Using your cat as an instrument for determining current weather and climate conditions.
"It must still be snowing out. I let Puffy in and the catometer is covered in snow."
Catometer by Web Head #1 February 22, 2010
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Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder 

Residual and repeated intrusive recollections of having the catheter removed from one’s penis.
My Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder is a bear; just seeing someone using a drinking straw can send me into sudden paroxysms of fear.

Cuntometer 

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting
God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!
Cuntometer by Canadaone October 22, 2013

capometer 

A measuring instrument used to determine if one is capping or not.
Creg: Beep,Beep,Beep,Beep...... CAP!
Tykisha: I swear Im not capping!!
Rodney: She's capping
Capometer- An instrument used to determine if one is caping or not.
capometer by ThotDetectionServices November 4, 2019

Carmometer 

The thermometer in your car that displays the outside temperature.
Wow it is really cold today! I just looked at the carmometer and it says it's only 17 degrees!
Carmometer by WordNerdsPDX December 20, 2009

Willa Catheter 

A 19th-20th century female writer who wrote such classic books as "O Pioneers of Urine Purification!" and "My Antonia and Her UTI Problem."
I thoroughly enjoy the imagery Willa Catheter created in her novels by describing in such vivid detail the insertion of cleansing tubes into the female urinary tract.
Willa Catheter by Halesite November 7, 2013

Catheter Bag 

a bag used to hold piss/urine, which is connected to the vangine/penis part where the wee comes out. Can be disposable or not, and is often used in hospitals.
"Hey can i get a catheter bag in here?" "oi cassie get in here!!!!"

or

"hey did u see cassies face the other day?" "yeh it looked kinda like a catheter bag...ewww"
Catheter Bag by bonbon08 August 10, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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