cateter 

Persona con afición a los catetos.

Puaj! Qué asco lo hipotenusa. Yo por mi parte, soy un cateter.

cateter by sanicateter January 2, 2022

Cattergies

Allergies, but pertaining only to cats.

Man. I love hanging out at Sam's, but ever since she got a cat, I can't. My cattergies are just acting up too much.

Cattergies by B_jammin1499 June 3, 2020

Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder 

Residual and repeated intrusive recollections of having the catheter removed from one’s penis.

My Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder is a bear; just seeing someone using a drinking straw can send me into sudden paroxysms of fear.

Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

Cafeteria Fraiche 

A television cook-show hosted by Randy Marsh.
Making sure you keep your cooking fresh with Cafeteria Fraiche, you must remember to keep it fraiche.

Cafeteria Fraiche;
"Now olive oil does have a low smoke point so keep that heat low and keep it fraiiiichee. OHh OHH thats so F*cking hot, look at that crust its perfect, F*ck Yeah!''

Cafeteria Fraiche by Cheelos November 23, 2010

Cafeteria Food

Just lower your expectations while your at it.

I would rather eat from the garbage can from a McDonald's than eat Cafeteria Food.

Cafeteria Food by Dahooligan January 29, 2019

Cafeteria Food

When you cant tell the difference between shit and the food on the plate, and your friend is still eating it.

Friend has Cafeteria Food on their plate that looks like real shit.

You ask them what it is

They say its food.

Then you say: "You have mistaken shit for food."

Cafeteria Food by cscherme March 6, 2009

Cafeterian 

Cafeterian is a slang term (coined by interweb's Pile) that refers to a theist who claims to be part of a particular religious affiliation (such as a "Christian"), who picks and chooses select aspects of scripture and dogma to follow, while ignoring contradictory or other scriptures, rules and dogma. They basically select what they want to believe in, not unlike one would visit a cafeteria and select specific plates of food, while ignoring everything else.

Convenient bastid! This Cafeterian has condensed the entire nature and history of Christianity into a simple marketable sentence. It's up to us to trust that this guy somehow has figured the whole of Christianity out. Sure.

Cafeterian by polisanimos August 6, 2011