capometer

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A measuring instrument used to determine if one is capping or not.

Creg: Beep,Beep,Beep,Beep...... CAP!
Tykisha: I swear Im not capping!!
Rodney: She's capping
Capometer- An instrument used to determine if one is caping or not.

capometer by ThotDetectionServices November 4, 2019

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Gapometer

A gauge system utilizing the fingers to deduce the width of a woman's gap between her legs...

"Wow!, I met this hottie at the club the other night, I woulda fucked her silly but she pulled a three on my gapometer"

Gapometer by cMoneygRip January 30, 2009

Related Words

capometer • Catometer • crapometer • Cahoeter • Calimeter • Capooter • caporters • Capoter • capxpeters • Carmometer

Carmometer

The thermometer in your car that displays the outside temperature.

Wow it is really cold today! I just looked at the carmometer and it says it's only 17 degrees!

Carmometer by WordNerdsPDX December 20, 2009

crapometer

The metric measurement of crap

OK Steve, that story you just told me is way high on the crapometer.

crapometer by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

tapometer

A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.

I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.

tapometer by Davododger June 7, 2007

Catometer

Using your cat as an instrument for determining current weather and climate conditions.

"It must still be snowing out. I let Puffy in and the catometer is covered in snow."

Catometer by Web Head #1 February 22, 2010

cytometer

1. Hell on earth. It will literally kill your soul. You should never utter the word cytometer because the photon gods will kill you.

2. Fancy ass cell counter. Not all that impressive unless you are trying to pad your resume.

3. Science box with lasers. Cannot get you laid.

4. End of the line science gadget for retard graduate students to waste time on.

5. I hate my life, after cytometry

You work on a cytometer?
Yeah!
I'm breaking up with you.

cytometer by laserface444 February 25, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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