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1. Hell on earth. It will literally kill your soul. You should never utter the word cytometer because the photon gods will kill you.

2. Fancy ass cell counter. Not all that impressive unless you are trying to pad your resume.

3. Science box with lasers. Cannot get you laid.

4. End of the line science gadget for retard graduate students to waste time on.

5. I hate my life, after cytometry
You work on a cytometer?
I'm breaking up with you.
by laserface444 February 07, 2011
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