Calimeter

A unit of measurement equal to 4 inches. Primarily used to describe the length of ones penis.

Billy was thrilled when he reached one calimeter.

by LongTailinFront March 4, 2019

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capometer

A measuring instrument used to determine if one is capping or not.

Creg: Beep,Beep,Beep,Beep...... CAP!
Tykisha: I swear Im not capping!!
Rodney: She's capping
Capometer- An instrument used to determine if one is caping or not.

by ThotDetectionServices November 4, 2019

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Catometer

Using your cat as an instrument for determining current weather and climate conditions.

"It must still be snowing out. I let Puffy in and the catometer is covered in snow."

by Web Head #1 February 22, 2010

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The BEST guy you will ever meet. Caring and Compassionate, yet will stand up for what is right. He has no problem making friends.He doesnt need any help finding a girlfriend either. He will care for her until the end. Overall he is perfect.

Omg! Calister is so hot!

by Calister January 4, 2018

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