A state of extreme traffic backup where one becomes so frustrated they feel the world is collapsing around them.
I can't believe I had to sit in traffic for three hours after those semi's crashed. It was the carpocolypse!
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by ShabamShabam August 2, 2011
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If I had a crapocalypse brewing, and the manager said I couldn't use the bathroom, I'd squat in a corner, mud the place up and wipe my runny arse with the merchandise.
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A catastrophic event That only happens when all mice and rodents on earth disappear leaving cats nothing else to eat but humans. If you do not "let the dogs out" cats will devour your flesh, organs and poop. After devouring some of your body you are infected and turn into a cat/human hybrid. The Alpha cats eat the weaker cat/humans and shit them out creating an endless food supply.
A catastrophic event That only happens when all mice and rodents on earth disappear leaving cats nothing else to eat but humans. If you do not "let the dogs out" cats will devour your flesh, organs and poop. After devouring some of your body you are infected and turn into a cat/human hybrid. The Alpha cats eat the weaker cat/humans and shit them out creating an endless food supply.
by bosworthja1 July 21, 2011
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2. The aftermath that lingers after a violent bowel movement.
2. The aftermath that lingers after a violent bowel movement.
1. That habenero eating contest set off the crapocolypse! But I survived.
2. UGH! Get me a lighter, scented candles, and bleach. It smells like the crapocolypse just happened.
2. UGH! Get me a lighter, scented candles, and bleach. It smells like the crapocolypse just happened.
by juEEls January 7, 2016
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And in other news, the Grand Central is backed up for the third day in a row due to Monday's fiery Carpocalypse. The witnesses say they could hear the honks of the clown horns for miles...
by Sebogawa October 1, 2008
Get the Carpocalypse mug.-John after witnessing two cars that pulled over on the side of the road and the aftermath of a car crash- "Its a carpocalypse!"
by WhaleWithAPorpoise September 16, 2023
Get the Carpocalypse mug.The after effects of when someone mullikins an entire table of food in one sitting. It will not be pretty for that toilet.
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