Carpocolypse 

A state of extreme traffic backup where one becomes so frustrated they feel the world is collapsing around them.

I can't believe I had to sit in traffic for three hours after those semi's crashed. It was the carpocolypse!

-Courtesy of Douche_Crew who submitted carmageddon.

Carpocolypse by ShabamShabam August 2, 2011

crapocalypse 

1. Crapocalypse, n. Of or referring to a shiat of apocalyptic proportions.

If I had a crapocalypse brewing, and the manager said I couldn't use the bathroom, I'd squat in a corner, mud the place up and wipe my runny arse with the merchandise.

crapocalypse by Gogigyeopbbang and fries August 19, 2004

catpocalypse

Cat+ apocalypse

A catastrophic event That only happens when all mice and rodents on earth disappear leaving cats nothing else to eat but humans. If you do not "let the dogs out" cats will devour your flesh, organs and poop. After devouring some of your body you are infected and turn into a cat/human hybrid. The Alpha cats eat the weaker cat/humans and shit them out creating an endless food supply.

dude 1 :wow that cat is eating that human it must be hungry
Dude 2: oh no a catpocalypse :(

catpocalypse by bosworthja1 July 21, 2011

crapocolypse

1. When you have diarrhea so devastating that you fear it will never end.
2. The aftermath that lingers after a violent bowel movement.

1. That habenero eating contest set off the crapocolypse! But I survived.
2. UGH! Get me a lighter, scented candles, and bleach. It smells like the crapocolypse just happened.

crapocolypse by juEEls January 7, 2016

Carpocalypse 

A horrific collision involving hundreds of clown cars in which most if not all passengers are killed.

And in other news, the Grand Central is backed up for the third day in a row due to Monday's fiery Carpocalypse. The witnesses say they could hear the honks of the clown horns for miles...

Carpocalypse by Sebogawa October 1, 2008

Carpocalypse 

Refers to a day where there are many accidents or mishaps on the road.

-John after witnessing two cars that pulled over on the side of the road and the aftermath of a car crash- "Its a carpocalypse!"

Carpocalypse by WhaleWithAPorpoise September 16, 2023

crapocalypse 

The after effects of when someone mullikins an entire table of food in one sitting. It will not be pretty for that toilet.

Dude, you mullikined that whole buffet. Prepare for a massive crapocalypse in the bathroom tonight

crapocalypse by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018