Carpocalypse 

A horrific collision involving hundreds of clown cars in which most if not all passengers are killed.

And in other news, the Grand Central is backed up for the third day in a row due to Monday's fiery Carpocalypse. The witnesses say they could hear the honks of the clown horns for miles...

Carpocalypse by Sebogawa October 1, 2008

Carpocalypse 

Refers to a day where there are many accidents or mishaps on the road.

-John after witnessing two cars that pulled over on the side of the road and the aftermath of a car crash- "Its a carpocalypse!"

Carpocalypse by WhaleWithAPorpoise September 16, 2023

crapocalipse 

The shit that ends all shits, a crap so mean that can start the end of the days. The kind of crap that breaks one of the biblical seals letting hell loose on Earth.

Man 1: "Yesterday I went in a McDonalds bathroom and it looked like somebody took a crapocalipse"
Man 2: "What do you mean?"
Man 1: "It looked like a nuclear shit attack, it was even on the ceiling"

crapocalipse by Il Dani March 1, 2014

crapocalypse 

1. Crapocalypse, n. Of or referring to a shiat of apocalyptic proportions.

If I had a crapocalypse brewing, and the manager said I couldn't use the bathroom, I'd squat in a corner, mud the place up and wipe my runny arse with the merchandise.

crapocalypse by Gogigyeopbbang and fries August 19, 2004

Claypocalypse 

When someone creates a clay sculpture that is not hollowed out, it will explode massively in the kiln. This causes mass destruction to the rest of the sculptures in the kiln, often leaving few to no survivors.

Chase's sculpture blew up in the kiln, knocking down the shelf that held most of the other projects...The Claypocalypse has begun...

Claypocalypse by Ultimate Fist Pump February 9, 2010

catpocalypse

Cat+ apocalypse

A catastrophic event That only happens when all mice and rodents on earth disappear leaving cats nothing else to eat but humans. If you do not "let the dogs out" cats will devour your flesh, organs and poop. After devouring some of your body you are infected and turn into a cat/human hybrid. The Alpha cats eat the weaker cat/humans and shit them out creating an endless food supply.

dude 1 :wow that cat is eating that human it must be hungry
Dude 2: oh no a catpocalypse :(

catpocalypse by bosworthja1 July 21, 2011

Chavpocalypse 

An end-of-days style, seemingly apocalyptic situation, caused predominantly by underclass or disaffected youth.

Characterised by looting, beatings, knifings, firebombs, general rioting, but aimed mostly at the police, small grocery stores, and sportswear & mobile phone retailers.

Excuses for such behaviour tend to take into account little understanding of socio-economic mechanisms. ie: "We're getting our taxes back", whilst stealing a plasma TV from an electronic store, fails to take into account the general rise in insurance and tax required to pay for the action.

On a small scale, Chavpocalypse takes place at weekends in most small towns and cities.

"What we see here is the beginning of the Chavpocalypse, where the great ignored and criminal rise up to get a slightly better pair of trainers."

"Looks like there's been a bit of a Chavpocalypse."

chav riot underclass looting firebomb chavalanche rise of the fucktards charvageddon

Chavpocalypse by CamdenDante August 13, 2011