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Head Vagina: the best looking woman in a group
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Super hot!
by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

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The combination of lint and sweat that collects in Peyton Manning's gooch
This chick was going down on me, but my Omaha Meatballs stopped her
by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

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Holes I'd Like to Fill. A different take on the _ILF categories in this world, but pretty self explanatory
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Yeah, she's got a HILF or two I'm interested in!
by Iben Wakenoff August 25, 2020

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Psycho Jack Hanson, an incredible upstate NY wrestler, known for his character changes over the years. Seen as PJ Hanson, Batman, Robin, Elvis. Sometimes in grass skirts with coconut shells or with pink fur leg warmers or even just a cowboy hat. Holds the record for being featured the most times on Trash Bag Wrestlers’ Facebook page. Last known to be involved with Ultimate Wrestling.
Saw PJ Hanson the other night...he dominated with his Batman moves
by Iben Wakenoff June 30, 2016

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A queef strong enough to knock out a Japanese nuclear power plant
I was going 'downtown' and she let lose a tsunami queef that almost knocked me through the door.
by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016

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The act of smothering your penis in Frank’s Red Hot and blue cheese before receiving a blow job. Can be turned into a deluxe version with the addition of a celery stick placed up ones’ ass.

Very popular in Western New York.
That whore charged me an extra $10 for a nickel city knobber…it was worth and she liked the celery afterwards!
by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016

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The giant dump you take after eating two racks of St. Louis ribs
Dude, those were great ribs. I took a St. Louis Godzilla that was taller than the arch!
by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

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