Vibratophobia

The sensation that your phone is buzzing in your pocket and you are receiving a text or phone call when in reality you are not.
Dan: Why do you keep checking your phone?

Stan: Sorry man, I have major vibratophobia right now,
by ShabamShabam May 24, 2011
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Carpocolypse

A state of extreme traffic backup where one becomes so frustrated they feel the world is collapsing around them.
I can't believe I had to sit in traffic for three hours after those semi's crashed. It was the carpocolypse!

-Courtesy of Douche_Crew who submitted carmageddon.
by ShabamShabam August 02, 2011
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