A state of extreme traffic backup where one becomes so frustrated they feel the world is collapsing around them.
I can't believe I had to sit in traffic for three hours after those semi's crashed. It was the carpocolypse!
-Courtesy of Douche_Crew who submitted carmageddon.
The sensation that your phone is buzzing in your pocket and you are receiving a text or phone call when in reality you are not.
Dan: Why do you keep checking your phone?
Stan: Sorry man, I have major vibratophobia right now,