crapocolypse

1. When you have diarrhea so devastating that you fear it will never end.
2. The aftermath that lingers after a violent bowel movement.

1. That habenero eating contest set off the crapocolypse! But I survived.
2. UGH! Get me a lighter, scented candles, and bleach. It smells like the crapocolypse just happened.

by juEEls January 7, 2016

crapocalipse

The shit that ends all shits, a crap so mean that can start the end of the days. The kind of crap that breaks one of the biblical seals letting hell loose on Earth.

Man 1: "Yesterday I went in a McDonalds bathroom and it looked like somebody took a crapocalipse"
Man 2: "What do you mean?"
Man 1: "It looked like a nuclear shit attack, it was even on the ceiling"

by Il Dani March 1, 2014

crapocalypse

1. Crapocalypse, n. Of or referring to a shiat of apocalyptic proportions.

If I had a crapocalypse brewing, and the manager said I couldn't use the bathroom, I'd squat in a corner, mud the place up and wipe my runny arse with the merchandise.

by Gogigyeopbbang and fries August 19, 2004

Carpocalypse

A horrific collision involving hundreds of clown cars in which most if not all passengers are killed.

And in other news, the Grand Central is backed up for the third day in a row due to Monday's fiery Carpocalypse. The witnesses say they could hear the honks of the clown horns for miles...

by Sebogawa October 1, 2008

Carpocolypse

A state of extreme traffic backup where one becomes so frustrated they feel the world is collapsing around them.

I can't believe I had to sit in traffic for three hours after those semi's crashed. It was the carpocolypse!

-Courtesy of Douche_Crew who submitted carmageddon.

by ShabamShabam August 2, 2011

crapocalypse

The after effects of when someone mullikins an entire table of food in one sitting. It will not be pretty for that toilet.

Dude, you mullikined that whole buffet. Prepare for a massive crapocalypse in the bathroom tonight

by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018

Crapocalyse

When a Shitnami builds to 'end of days' Biblical proportions beyond any doomsday prepper's worst case scenario.

Kevin watched the dawn of the Crapocalyse as shitbergs the size of small cities broke off the main body of Shartartica to drown him under wave after stinking wave of a fetid brown water shitnami; when shitnadoes darkened the skies with shrieking winds that destroyed everything Kevin ever built as a sign that his life had no lasting meaning, as the wailing increased from distant whine to full-blown screaming like Kevin's worst day being barraged by the delusional taunts of that banshee ex-girlfriend who wanted to suck his life dry for years yet paradoxically couldn't resist the primal insect urge to greedily devour Kevin's head and suck out his entrails; and when Kevin's whole world suddenly fell silent from the rumbling and even lightened up long enough to give him hope of a brighter day, until he realised it was only the approach of a flaming turderoid from outer space igniting the very air he breathed and incinerating everything left of value in Kevin's life.

by TheScribeNicodemus April 8, 2023