Skip to main content

cathopathic physician 

A pretend doctor. Usually a nurse practitioner with confidence issues, but wants to be a pretend he/she is a doctor.
Will frequently pursue online degrees to get useless credentials instead of going to a real med school.
Real Doctor: I am Dr. Smith
Cathopathic Physician: I am also a doctor.
RD: Where did you go to med school?
CP: I did not go to med school, I am a cathopathic physician.
Moe: "Ohh, Mr. fancy man, a garage..."
Homer: "Well, what do you call it?"
Moe: "I call it a carhole."

(later on) Homer: "A counterfiet jeans ring running out of my carhole, I gotta tell the guys!"
Carhole by A.C. Sativa June 5, 2013

cartophile 

n. One who greatly admires and enjoys maps.
Only a cartophile would spend seven hours browsing and admiring maps.
cartophile by Brad November 4, 2004
Grouping up at a party and sitting indian style.
Sometimes referred to as the, " carrot circle."
Commonly done at frat parties.
Carhoot at the party this weekend?
Carhoot by fratparty May 16, 2011
A male who is aroused by the poon de la hoon of a girl named Shanhoon.
Carson's is a carhoon....
Carhoon by Simon-💟-Shitten September 28, 2021

carshopping 

when you break into peoples' cars to steal radios, cigarettes, and pinetree air fresheners.
let's go carshopping. hey, this one's unlocked.
carshopping by daisycake December 14, 2008