carbophobe

-noun, a person that does not delight in the consumption of cupcakes or strawberry jam on white toast

"Naw, I don't mind downing a box of Honey Nut Cheerios with you. I'm no carbophobe."

Origin: Alan Aragon, 2011

carbophobe by ghosting July 21, 2011

carbophobe

A fad-diet obsessed person who refuses to eat foods containing carbohydrates for fear of gaining weight.

Ellen was such a carbophobe, she would throw away the bread from her sandwiches.

carbophobe by P Dunk April 28, 2008

Carbaphobia 

Carbaphobia is the fear of any teacher.

Steve: I am really scared of Mr.bru

Alex: I think you might have carbaphobia
Steve: whats carbaphobia
Alex:it is when you are scared of a teacher

Carbaphobia by Water toaster October 15, 2019

Carpophobia 

The fear of wrists because of veins showing. Can also be related in cases associated with Veinophobia.

She had Carpophobia because she couldn't look at her wrist and the more visible veins.

Carpophobia by emmayoudontknow January 3, 2011

Carbophobiac

A person who has an incredibly annoying fear of carbohydrates.

“Oh, No No! I don’t eat THAT!” I am a suffering Carbophobiac!

Carbophobiac by SweetLipsKimi March 25, 2009

carbophobia

An irrational fear of element 6 of the periodic table, from which all organic life is based. Promoted by such great bastions of scientific research such MTV, Current TV, and Al Gore.

Currently a source of great hysteria. Carbophobia has reached such levels its become its own religion. It rewards believers and punishes infidels and has its own apocalyptic end of the world scenario.

Often a substitute for deeper personal issues regarding the dislike of other human beings, their ability to warm themselves, cook, and transport themselves through the use of this element. and when faced with conflicting science, victims of carbophobia are prone to religious like reflexes and seek to punish disbelievers by excommunication and ridicule. Viewed by many government figures as a convenient source of new tax funds.

carbophobia by Bamboo_bends November 7, 2009

curbophobia 

The fear of getting kicked to the curb by either a girlfriend or boyfriend

He is so paranoid of his girlfriend breaking up with him I think he has curbophobia

curbophobia by Mikes spike March 5, 2016