Carlopes

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A Carlopes is a wannabe Cassanova from a foreign country who is likely married or in a committed relationship but who searches for American women on social networking sites to seduce with the alleged charm of his bad English and "making sex" talk. A Lothario of the digital age.

I was on Skype last night writing to a friend in London when this Carlopes wrote to say how beautiful my profile photo is and ask if he could practice his English.

Carlopes by MarianaSD April 25, 2008

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Carlope

Giving a false name when you order your coffee, so the Barista has to call out something other than your own.

"Laughed my ass off while the guy at Starbucks was yelling ThickNipple... until I had to claim it."

"Dude, nice Carlope."

Carlope by Dangle14 March 16, 2012

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Carlotes

Carlotes a latin myth of a young warrior/ ladies man , who's strength in both bed and battle was said to be as fierce as 2 men in one, the women described him as a fountain of love where they could drink everlasting and satisfy their every need, the enemy described him as a beast.

" let me do Carlotes style tonight"

" dont make me Carlotes on your ass"

" yo soy carlotes el dueno de la finca, favios culo"

Carlotes by loco1245 October 29, 2007

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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