Carlopes 

A Carlopes is a wannabe Cassanova from a foreign country who is likely married or in a committed relationship but who searches for American women on social networking sites to seduce with the alleged charm of his bad English and "making sex" talk. A Lothario of the digital age.

I was on Skype last night writing to a friend in London when this Carlopes wrote to say how beautiful my profile photo is and ask if he could practice his English.

Carlopes by MarianaSD April 25, 2008

Carlope 

Giving a false name when you order your coffee, so the Barista has to call out something other than your own.

"Laughed my ass off while the guy at Starbucks was yelling ThickNipple... until I had to claim it."

"Dude, nice Carlope."

Carlope by Dangle14 March 16, 2012

Carlotes 

Carlotes a latin myth of a young warrior/ ladies man , who's strength in both bed and battle was said to be as fierce as 2 men in one, the women described him as a fountain of love where they could drink everlasting and satisfy their every need, the enemy described him as a beast.

" let me do Carlotes style tonight"

" dont make me Carlotes on your ass"

" yo soy carlotes el dueno de la finca, favios culo"

Carlotes by loco1245 October 29, 2007

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016