Care Boner
Damn Stacy, When Molly told us about what happened to Jim. I was so distraught I went home and had sex with my wife. I had one hell of a care boner!!!
Care Boner by SUZUKIRIPPER119 December 2, 2020
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Care Boner
When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.
When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her
Care Boner by dextromethorphan June 12, 2022
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Care Boner • Cakeboner • Caraboner • Carboner Sequestration • car boner • Cave Boner • Care • Care cup • care package • care police
Carboner
1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area
2. The act of being Carboned
2. The act of being Carboned
ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"
"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."
"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."
Carboner by Eric Adams March 29, 2009
Caraboner
Caraboner by TheDogWrites October 19, 2017
Cakeboner
Cakeboner by Seansmomscake January 7, 2015
Carboner
Carboner by Unknown600085 February 19, 2019
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