Care Boner

When you care so much you get hard

Damn Stacy, When Molly told us about what happened to Jim. I was so distraught I went home and had sex with my wife. I had one hell of a care boner!!!

by SUZUKIRIPPER119 December 2, 2020

Care Boner

When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.

When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her

by dextromethorphan June 12, 2022

Carboner

1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned

ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."

by Eric Adams March 29, 2009

Caraboner

The sexual attraction to useless plastic clips, specifically carabiners.

Geoff has such a caraboner. It's pretty disgusting.

by TheDogWrites October 19, 2017

carboner

1) An erection received by hitting a speed bump in a car, which shoots a jolt of force to the crotch, causing the erection.

I had to wait a minute before getting out of my girlfriend's car because I had a carboner.

by OLOKING October 11, 2006

Cakeboner

When you eat a cake so good, it is not only better than sex, it makes you pop a boner

That cake was so good I got a cakeboner

by Seansmomscake January 7, 2015

Carboner

When your dick is as hard as a diamond.

I had 3 Viagra pills and now I have a carboner.

by Unknown600085 February 19, 2019