Carboner

1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned

ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."

by Eric Adams March 29, 2009

Carboner

When your dick is as hard as a diamond.

I had 3 Viagra pills and now I have a carboner.

by Unknown600085 February 19, 2019

carbon

the hoe of the periodic table

carbon is a hoe

by Idefineshit123 October 5, 2020

Carbonize

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.

We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.

by Adeptus Carbonarum January 22, 2009

Carbon

A non-metal with atomic number 6. Makes up almost all the shit in biosphere.

A prostitute on an atomic level. It's able to form single, double AND triple bonds... such a whore.

A girl's bestfriend when you think about it (diamond).

Pure carbon compounds also include soot, graphite, etc.

- Did you hear Carbon is going out with 4 hydrogens at the same time?
- Slut...

by ChillaxedGuy2 September 11, 2013

Carbon

Slang for a firearm

Buddy keep playing im gonna up the carbon on em'

by DangerLegato June 19, 2021

Carbon

The Slut of the Element World, Has 4 bonds at a time

Did you see Carbon
yeah shes such a slut with her 4 bonds

by Codgod420 August 19, 2017