Cakeboner

When you eat a cake so good, it is not only better than sex, it makes you pop a boner

That cake was so good I got a cakeboner

by Seansmomscake January 7, 2015

cakeoverlord

piece of shit

what a dumb piece of shit that cakeoverlord is

by BeanMan6969 October 19, 2020

codeboner

The feeling of almost sexual admiration at the elegance of another developer's well-implemented piece of software.

I got a real codeboner over the webservice Jerome built.

by Ijustwannasay Fuckyeah January 26, 2012

catboner

A derogatory term yelled by Andover Townies at Phillips Academy students. It indicates that you either are a cat's penis erected or that you "bone" cats.

Where is the Polo store, catboner!

by Rosta March 4, 2007

catboner

Due to insecurity and some strange fear of procession of their town, Andover High kids yell this term out to Phillips Academy students. Phillips Academy kids find it pathetic, amusing, or just plain mean. They usually yell back things including "dog fucker" and "apply again next year!" This ongoing tension between the two schools is mostly under amusement and misunderstanding rather than true rivalry.

Dude did you here that? I they catbonered me five times when I walking back to my dorm!

by 8-O December 19, 2008

Cokeboner

An erection achieved after snorting alot of Cocaine.

Dude, that eightball of cocaine totally gave me a massive cokeboner. I swear to god boyscouts could sleep under the tent iam pitching!

by S.H.A.G.G.Y December 11, 2009

Carboner

1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned

ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."

by Eric Adams March 29, 2009