carboner

1) An erection received by hitting a speed bump in a car, which shoots a jolt of force to the crotch, causing the erection.

I had to wait a minute before getting out of my girlfriend's car because I had a carboner.

by OLOKING October 11, 2006

carboner

An erection caused by an exotic or expensive car.

Hey Mitch, did you see that Bugatti Veyron?" "Hell yeah, it gave me a carboner!

by hughjeffincok January 23, 2011

carbon

the hoe of the periodic table

carbon is a hoe

by Idefineshit123 October 05, 2020

Carbonize

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.

We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.

by Adeptus Carbonarum January 22, 2009

Carbon

A non-metal with atomic number 6. Makes up almost all the shit in biosphere.

A prostitute on an atomic level. It's able to form single, double AND triple bonds... such a whore.

A girl's bestfriend when you think about it (diamond).

Pure carbon compounds also include soot, graphite, etc.

- Did you hear Carbon is going out with 4 hydrogens at the same time?
- Slut...

by ChillaxedGuy2 September 11, 2013

Carbon

Slang for a firearm

Buddy keep playing im gonna up the carbon on em'

by DangerLegato June 20, 2021

Carbon

The Slut of the Element World, Has 4 bonds at a time

Did you see Carbon
yeah shes such a slut with her 4 bonds

by Codgod420 August 20, 2017