Carboner 

1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned

ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."

Carboner by Eric Adams March 29, 2009

carboner 

1) An erection received by hitting a speed bump in a car, which shoots a jolt of force to the crotch, causing the erection.

I had to wait a minute before getting out of my girlfriend's car because I had a carboner.

carboner by OLOKING October 11, 2006

Carboner 

When your dick is as hard as a diamond.

I had 3 Viagra pills and now I have a carboner.

Carboner by Unknown600085 February 19, 2019

carboner 

An erection caused by an exotic or expensive car.

Hey Mitch, did you see that Bugatti Veyron?" "Hell yeah, it gave me a carboner!

carboner by hughjeffincok January 24, 2011

carboner 

a boner u get in the car

I got a carboner.

carboner by godzilla's carboner June 1, 2018

Carboner Sequestration 

The hiding of a boner whilst in a car.

Ex: "A summit was held in the van today to discuss the carboner sequestration of the summit in his pants"

Carboner Sequestration by My Penis Writes Novels n Dutch November 29, 2010

car boner 

An erection caused by the vibrations of a car usually occuring on long car rides, and lame scenery which sometimes causes the mind to wander and think about said vibrations.

"My gosh honey! I didn't know you were in the mood."

"I'm not, it's just a damn car boner. It'll go away in a minute."

car boner by Cinde April 27, 2006