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Carboner 

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1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned
ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."
Carboner by Eric Adams March 29, 2009
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carboner 

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1) An erection received by hitting a speed bump in a car, which shoots a jolt of force to the crotch, causing the erection.
I had to wait a minute before getting out of my girlfriend's car because I had a carboner.
carboner by OLOKING October 11, 2006

Carboner 

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I had 3 Viagra pills and now I have a carboner.
Carboner by Unknown600085 February 19, 2019

carboner 

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An erection caused by an exotic or expensive car.
Hey Mitch, did you see that Bugatti Veyron?" "Hell yeah, it gave me a carboner!
carboner by hughjeffincok January 24, 2011

carboner 

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a boner u get in the car
I got a carboner.

Carboner Sequestration 

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The hiding of a boner whilst in a car.
Ex: "A summit was held in the van today to discuss the carboner sequestration of the summit in his pants"

car boner 

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An erection caused by the vibrations of a car usually occuring on long car rides, and lame scenery which sometimes causes the mind to wander and think about said vibrations.
"My gosh honey! I didn't know you were in the mood."

"I'm not, it's just a damn car boner. It'll go away in a minute."
car boner by Cinde April 27, 2006
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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