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When you're in prison and you receive a package from home it's called a care package.
I just got a care package from my baby momma.
by thesanitycruzer April 26, 2011
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When a friend leaves you a package containing drugs. This can be:
1.) With your knowing (calls you that he's bringing it or text to check somewhere he left it for you)
2.) As a surprise (left in your car, left under the xmas tree, or in your mailbox etc)

Usually care packages contain things like but aren't limited to: pre-rolled joints or blunts, loose grams (low or high grade) cannabis, Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA, ecstasy), Hydrocodone (Norco Lorcet Vicodin Lortabs), Oxycodone (Percocet, Oxycontin, Endocet, Primlev), Alprazolam (Xanax, Handlebars) , Benzoylmethylecgonine (Cocaine, Crack), Codeine (Actavis, Tylenol T3, 2065 V 4 etc), Promethazine (pills or liquid), alcohol, cigarettes, or Salvia Divinorum.
I was having a boring day until I went in my car and saw my friend K. Cobain left a care package for me. My day was instantly brightened!

"I left my friend GO DJ HaKa a care package of 2 blunts & 2 X pills. This will help him to have a great birthday night with his hookers."
by GO DJ HaKa April 22, 2018
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A poop that was taken while standing on a toilet seat in an attempt to land it in the bowl.
"Yo, Toby's Care Package stuck clean to the seat ,come look"
by Dargonball January 03, 2018
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