swampdonkey

Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.

Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

swampdonkey

A female meth addict.One who offers sex in exchange for oatmeal or cereal.

She's always smoking ice and eating bran flakes,what a swampdonkey.

by J.D. DeHart September 09, 2004

swampdonkey

Sombody who looks like they have been hit by a bus. They Never take showers, and wear too much perfume to cover up their stench.

Damnit, that swampdonkey was checking me out.

by mohommed G hod November 08, 2006

swampdonkey

A girl that has just gotten a train run on her.
Think about it, swamps are disgusting and full of nastiness and everyone can ride on a donkey.

Courtesy of the boys down at UNC-G

After last night, they gave her the nickname of swampdonkey, a hilarious twist to a sad story.

by Yolax January 02, 2008

swampdonkey

someone who is seriously ugly and needs urgent plastic surgery if dey r gonna gat anywhere in life without people sayin "urrgh u r a minger/swampdonkey"

Sienna is a swampdonkey and chesseburger is one too.

by SAZNGRACE July 19, 2006

swampdonkey

noun: a male member that has not been properly cleaned thus is profusely sweaty and carries a potent odor, similar to a dirty gym sock full of baby batter.

Dude i had Mary suck my swampdonkey last night after we finished running.

by B&G June 13, 2007

Swampdonkey

A really sloppy, annoying, and usually slightly overweight sorority girl. She's most likely the black sheep of the group. This girl will be the most drunk, the most forward, and the most not attractive.

I hung out with Jess and her friends last night, but I had to leave because that swampdonkey friend of hers was all over me.

by Vinnie Vocab May 05, 2005