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Caraboner

The sexual attraction to useless plastic clips, specifically carabiners.
Geoff has such a caraboner. It's pretty disgusting.
by TheDogWrites October 19, 2017
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Paulie Carbone

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

RIP Paulie Carbone
by Oversiiiiiight October 23, 2008
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catboner

A derogatory term yelled by Andover Townies at Phillips Academy students. It indicates that you either are a cat's penis erected or that you "bone" cats.
Where is the Polo store, catboner!
by Rosta March 4, 2007
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carabiner

the actual spelling of the device used to "clip" things together. not carribeaner. the device's use also goes back further than mountain climbing, as the word originated from the german word for "hook for a carbine", carbine being a firearm similar to a rifle.
hey bob, are you aware that most people are ignorant of, and most likely don't even care about, the proper spelling of "carabiner"?
by dmfarley November 20, 2007
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carabinieri

Paramilitary police force of the country of Italy. Official name is "Arma dei Carabinieri" meaning in English "Carabinieri Corps", or as called by their countrymen "La Benemerita", or "Meritorious Corps", for thier bravery and commitment to public service. Functions performed by Carabinieri are very similar to American police officers. Carabinieri are also deployed abroad like regular combat soldiers in times of war.
I just got robbed, I'd better call the Carabinieri.

The American and the Carabiniere defended their post for the enemy's attack.
by J. Malik November 13, 2005
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catboner

Due to insecurity and some strange fear of procession of their town, Andover High kids yell this term out to Phillips Academy students. Phillips Academy kids find it pathetic, amusing, or just plain mean. They usually yell back things including "dog fucker" and "apply again next year!" This ongoing tension between the two schools is mostly under amusement and misunderstanding rather than true rivalry.
Dude did you here that? I they catbonered me five times when I walking back to my dorm!
by 8-O December 19, 2008
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carabine

Carabineis a slang term for labia, thought not many people know it's true origins. Not many people use this word, as it really is an underground word. It can be quite offensive when used in the right context.
1: My mom has a carabine.
2: SHUT IT YOU CARABINE.
3: Carabine is a seriously underground word.
by Greg A. Woodin October 25, 2007
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