Candyless

A food without a candy in it

I want a candyless roti, sir

by Levi_ackerman69 August 30, 2021

Sixteen Candles

A classic 1980's John Hughes flick that chronicles the story of Samantha, a sixteen year old whose family has forgotten her birthday. Jake Ryan, the "perfect" guy in school, saves the day- saving Samantha from her sister's awful wedding, and buying her a birthday cake. This movie is famous for it's archetype characters- 'The geek'- Called either Farmer Ted, or the Geek, and played by Anthony Michael Hall, 'the perfect man'- Jake Ryan, played by actor/model Michael Schoeffling, and 'the awkward high school girl', played by Molly Ringwald. The character of Jake Ryan has grown extrememly popular over the years as an example of a perfect man- smart, rich, courteous, sweet, considerate- and one who breaks up with the curvy, beautiful head cheerleader for the gawky, awkward younger girl.

Girl- "I just saw Sixteen Candles today."
Friend- "And?"
Girl- "I want my own Jake Ryan."

by PunkRokinPromQueen May 4, 2006

candyass

A wuss, a pussy, someone scared of taking changes and doing things that
look dangerous.

Dude A: Jerk Chicken is too spicy for me!
Dude B: Candyass!

by Hackworth April 3, 2003

Soggy Candlestick

When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.

I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!

by SoggyCandlestick November 28, 2010

Candyss

Without doubt the hottest, sexiest, most capable, uber caring, sensual, electrifying goddess-like woman in any universe.
To kiss a Candyss is like swimming to the moon on a sea of champagne.

"Hey, have you met Candyss"?
"OMG !! I'd love to, but she's so hot and wonderful that I'm scared my heart would explode from uncontrollable desire"!!!

by mmmIknow April 20, 2014

candyass

An ineffectual person; someone who is afraid of risk or shrinks from conflict.

Only a candyass drinks lite beer; heroes specify Guinness!

by Duckbutt November 9, 2004

Candyass

A person The Rock Can defeat at Wrestlemania

The Rock says this, The rock is going to beat your candyass at wrestlemania and i am going to win that title. IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK. IS COOKIN!

by BigBeaner316 March 21, 2023