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In recruitment terms a 'candiva' is person who possess rare skills and because of this they are able to make wild demands. These people tend to be hard to find and must be approached with time, money and skill.
This candidate has mad skills, but they are such a candiva
Candiva by therealbigfish October 28, 2017
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Tea Party Candidate 

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.
Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

Cundivator 

The Cundivator controller of the chaos engine, dissembler of information and to stop all logic in the known universe , a character from the modern day Dr Who Series. Set largely in Caridff (South Wales) and sometimes Raglen
The Dr tried to email Rose but was intercepted by the Cundivator,
Cundivator by aceinthehole3 June 26, 2009
The most legendary last name. If you have this last name you are the most lucky person in the whole world. Having this last name gives you the power of strength.
Billy: Wow it’s a Candiani!!!
Zack: yeah, I know I’m great
candiani by Run ZMC May 13, 2018
One of the most intelligent absolutely gorgeous woman you will ever meet. She is a combination of sassy, bossy, and stubborn. A loyal friend to those that prove they are just as loyal. Very protective of those she loves. She is level headed and trustworthy. Her beauty and awesome attitude leads to many wanting to be in her life and those that have been in her life once never want to be without her.
Candida is somebody that I will never forget, if I had to be left in the world with just one person I would chose her.

I have never been loved as much as I had been by Candida.
Candida by firefly2007 October 29, 2011

canivamo 

n. A canivamo is a person that pursues three or more women.
Guy 1: "Dude who the hell do you like? It seems like you switch from a different girl to another every city you visit!"
Guy 2: "Bro I'm torn between four women! They drive me cuhrazy!
Guy 1: "Fucking canivamo..."
canivamo by michael jackson's house December 17, 2008

candivore 

"Candy eater". An organism that derives its energy and nutrient requirements from a diet consisting mainly or exclusively of candy and sweet foods made with sugar or syrup combined with fruit, chocolate, or nuts.
She's a candivore during the holidays, eating all of the cookies and chocolates that were given as gifts.
candivore by bigdoggirl December 24, 2013
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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