Candiac

The original C-Town, a small south shore (off of Montreal) suburb, bordering the famous St-Laurence River. It is simply as close to "Wisteria Lane" (Desperate Housewives) as one can get. Where the housewives on the golf are reminiscent of "The Stepford Wives" and fountains are mandatory. Yes Candiac is a beautiful place, excluding champlain park of course. There are few foreigners, and industry is abundant - there is even a Chanel perfume bottling plant. The hobo goes door to door collecting cans for recycling. And the streets are always clean.

Candiac is perfect. The town of Candiac is by far superior to the town of Chateauguay. Candiac is exit 99 off of the highway 30.

by Mike Hawk Issard June 21, 2008

Candiac

a small town part of greater montreal in the province of quebec, where hostility between citizens and blue collar workers continue to prosper in an everyday fight to prove the ownership of land.

Ahh you live in candiac, you’re rich?

by officiallycad August 11, 2022

Rip Candice

Dont ask someone who candice is!!!

Person 1: Rip candice 🕊
Person 2: Who is Candice??
Person 1: Candice d!ck fit in your mouth

by coolid April 8, 2021

Candace

Beautiful girl, shy except when she is with her really close friends. Trust me she is really nice and I feel sorry for you if you haven’t met one.

Candace is really beautiful and nice.

by Arkansas bb December 21, 2019

whos candice?

A joke that dumbass's fall for

Myra:Whos candice?
Joe: i dont know, whos is she??
Myra: Candice dick fit in yo mouf BBBBIIIIITTTCCCCHHHH

by bzk_001 June 7, 2021

The Candace Owens effect

A member of a marginalized community saying that the community isn't marginalized and/or deserve to be marginalized for personal gain

Person 1: Queers aren't oppressed, I have a gay friend who said they weren't
Person 2: that's just The Candace Owens effect

by Meckma October 6, 2021

Who’s Candice?

It’s a question that leads to a traumatizing answer

Honey: Who’s Candice?
Everyone: 😏
Kim: Who is she
Jax: You don’t wanna know
Otterpop: CAN DEEZ

Kim: Oh s-

by otterpopWolfie June 5, 2021