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A person from the town of Candia, NH.
If you are from the town of Candia, then you are a Candian.
Candian by racartier April 15, 2006
The origin comes from a canadian who had just sniffed some cocaine and is a little confused with the words flying out of his mouth.
Person 1: Hey are you Canadian?

Person 2: Yah I'm Candian!

Person 1: EH?
candian by crazydudez October 20, 2009
a place that wants to be the usa but will never be
wow we just did that now those stupid candians are doing it

Candian Wet Willie 

When a woman gives fellatio to a man who's penis is covered in maple syrup
Boy 1: Dude, Bridgett just gave Joe a Candian Wet Willie!
Boy 2: Man, I wish I was as lucky as Joe.
Candian Wet Willie by Tom_V October 31, 2012

candian twister 

When you put maple syrup in the anus while twisting and pushing in and pulling out
I totally gave her a candian twister and she liked it
candian twister by Knucklezz420 August 2, 2018

Candian Dismount 

When coming

in hot on a scooter and laying it down to stop and rolling in the dirt and bouncing off whatever is near by and becoming "that guy"
Shit man that guy did a candian dismount and banged his head off the shirt boxes
Candian Dismount by P dub June 18, 2016
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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