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candiani

The most legendary last name. If you have this last name you are the most lucky person in the whole world. Having this last name gives you the power of strength.
Billy: Wow it’s a Candiani!!!
Zack: yeah, I know I’m great
by Run ZMC May 13, 2018
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Canadianized

To act as as a Canadian would, to adhere to Canadian customs and traditions, to have become Canadian by way of your actions. Canadians are seen as intelligent, peacekeeping, liberal potheads who love Hockey Night in Canada and have the balls to disagree publicly with American policies.
Maria: Have you checked out Pablo lately?
Lorena: No, Why?
Maria: He's become so Canadianized. He smokes BC Hydro, drinks beer and plays hockey instead of soccer. He no longer has chicharron with his breakfast, instead he eats bacon.
Lorena: Oh yeah. I heard he's changing his name to Paul
by RicDaSpic April 13, 2005
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Candian Wet Willie

When a woman gives fellatio to a man who's penis is covered in maple syrup
Boy 1: Dude, Bridgett just gave Joe a Candian Wet Willie!
Boy 2: Man, I wish I was as lucky as Joe.
by Tom_V October 31, 2012
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canadianism

A word used predominatly by Canadians. See the paragraph in my example.
Last night, I cashed my pogey and went to buy a mickey of CC at the beer parlour, but my skidoo got stuck in the muskeg on my way back to the duplex. I was trying to deke a deer, you see. Damn chinook, melted everything. And then a Mountie snuck up behind me in a ghost car and gave me an impaired. I was S.O.L., sitting there in my Stanfields and a toque at the time. And the mountie, he's all chippy and everything, calling me a shit disturber and whatnot.
Every linked word is a Canadianism.
by Weens September 24, 2005
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candian

A hilarious word made by a hilariously stupid person who made a hilariously terrible attempt to try to zing Canada.

See: wordhidneous/word
Oh, gawrsh, Jebediah... there comes one o' them KA-NAH-DANS again! I sure hope he don't say EH to us, a-hyuck!
by Sasori May 11, 2003
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candian twister

When you put maple syrup in the anus while twisting and pushing in and pulling out
I totally gave her a candian twister and she liked it
by Knucklezz420 August 2, 2018
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Candian

A person from the town of Candia, NH.
If you are from the town of Candia, then you are a Candian.
by racartier April 15, 2006
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