Two-phase fart attack, best employed when the victim has just stepped out of his/her office - but is hovering nearby. Phase I: Sneak into the victim's office/cubicle/personal workspace and crop dust. Quickly return to your desk. Phase II: Dial the victim's extension, luring them into the kill zone. Watch them choke. NOTE: Especially effective on days when the victim is expecting "very important" calls. This ensures the victim run to his/her office to answer the phone, before the wall of gas can escape.

Who the hell just took a shit in my office? It smells like a Camden Phonebooth in here!

CAMDEN PHONEBOOTH by Stands With Fist December 12, 2010

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Camdenmnesia

1. The act of forgetting where you came from for good reason.
2. The act of being ungrateful when being presented with gifts you couldnt purchase on your own accord, mostly because of earnings structure that is paycheck to paycheck coupled with insufficient savings.

After I had put those fancy alloy wheels on her ragged car she had suddenly caught Camdenmnesia, which was bad in her case because I came over to her house and took them back.

Camdenmnesia by Zanzibar Jose May 8, 2007

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Camden Cigar

A blowjob given by a bearded hipster in a London back alley.

Old Jimmy has popped off for a Camden Cigar, he loves the feel of an ironic beard on his privates

Camden Cigar by Damp Flange February 5, 2017

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Camden

One of the sweetest guys you can meet. You'll meet him somewhere, and from then on you all are talking. He's one of them that takes forever to respond, but that's okay cause all you can constantly do is think about him. He's very precious. He can make anyone's day better. He's cool as crap. You just want to talk to him 24/7 although he might not want to talk to you. He's a sweet and caring guy. Camden's are often good at things with wheels. He's just an amazing guy in general.

There goes that sweet, one of a kind Camden.

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Camdenization

1. The act of realizing that your life won't amount to much and the unwillingness to do anything about it.
2. Also to realize you're not as smart as people told you you were.

After 5 months she had a Camdenization moment when she found herself by herself and always angry.

Camdenization by Zanzibar Jose May 8, 2007

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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