n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.
by Joe Vegetarian December 10, 2008
Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.
"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment
"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"
"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"
by Andariel Halo March 18, 2009
fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for "shit for meat". also, shicken, sham, etc
we are having shmeat for dinner.
by doctor-dark April 03, 2014
by jayrock April 27, 2005
by alfano December 11, 2006
when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.
by Matt April 10, 2004