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Callootle 

While you’re having anal or vaginal sex with a male or female and you urinate in the hole you’ve penetrated, stuff it with cashews, and eat it out with a spoon.
Sir Randal III was having such a good time with his Roblox girlfriend last night he decided to give her a Callootle
Callootle by Bricky Ricky November 26, 2023
Words you can keep

Caulooter 

A cooter with a cauliflower like bulbous mass.
There's no way that caulooter smells worse than it looks.
Caulooter by Mattsowell October 7, 2011

callouted 

when a quotev user has a callout/awareness journal or activity made about them or something they have done.
it can range from necessary to extremely petty
"wow, I sure do hope I won’t be callouted for my cock ratings"
callouted by simplification January 10, 2023

cahootle 

to get cosy with individual(s)
Chattson is such a boomerson. I'm not going to cahootle with him this Christmas.
cahootle by DuneTheMiserable December 26, 2019

colloogle 

colloogle: noun. A collage of images found on Google.
This colloogle was made by entering the words "donkey" and "strange" on Google Image.
colloogle by Marcus Macdonald May 24, 2008

Kitten Cabootle 

The empty sack that is left over after the male kitten has been "fixed" or castrated.
The whole "Kitten cabootle".
Kitten Cabootle by cat sack September 19, 2009

Calfoodle 

Calfoodle is the moment of horror when you realize the risky fart you took a gamble on was a little more than just a fart. Basically, the beat your heart skips when you lay down a good old fashion shart.
I feel calfoodled, no one look at me.
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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