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How people who will never get in spell college.
If you write an essay entitled "Why I Want To Go To Collage", you will be rejected immediately by the admissions board of most colleges outside of Alabama.
collage by Socialist REALism August 22, 2006
Words you can keep
I’m making a collage with all these photos to put up in my room.
Collage by Lolliv August 11, 2018
n. Fr. a dumbass who wrote a hate mail to internet celebrity Maddox, ~2001 AD; more at college Dyseducational facility attended by jocks and cheerleaders who generally have about a 1.2 GPA rounded off nicely with that C they got in Wood Shop. Usu. considered idiotic.
"...i was recently accepted to play for the Vancouver junior football team, which may lead to collage ball, or even the CFL, which could very well lead to the NFL... now tell me that i'm not going anywhere playing football?..."
Collage by OmniScourge January 31, 2005
a mural of gay porn pictures in a snapchat photo used to catch fools off-guard and make them "less tight"
"Dude did you collage him hahaha"

"Ya bro I got that Denis idiot so good"
Collage by reddituser7025 May 11, 2022

collage fluke 

the word used to describe when someone who never revised, missed lessons, got high all the time and basically sucked at collage, manages to graduate.
oh my god i can't believe he passed, he was never here.. he is such a collage fluke.
collage fluke by themorganator_4 September 7, 2010

Collage a Trois

when a guy gets off to pictures of multiple girls...as opposed to multiple pictures of one girl.
Girl- Why the hell do you have naked pics of other girls on your computer?

Boy- Relax babe, its just a little visual stimulation

Girl- I sent you thousands of pics...Am I not enough for you?

Boy- Of course you are...I look at your pics everyday

Girl- Really? Mine and everyone elses too, it seems!

Boy- So what's wrong with that!? I can jack off to whatever I want! Is not like I'm cheating, I just happen to like a little collage a trois now and then!
Collage a Trois by Vanity LA February 26, 2009

Collage Garage 

Collage Garage is An Australian technology company that specializes in Internet-related services and products, which include a website, free hosting and domain names, Rick-Rolls and games. Its link is users.tpg.com.au/tanudjim/.
Wow, Collage Garage is a great website!
Collage Garage by Planeman653 March 2, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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