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To be clouted is to be hit or attacked quite heavily. It comes from the word clout, which also means to hit something hard. It can also mean you have a lot of money and respect, as clout has two meanings.
Tom: I just got bloody clouted by Jack
James: Looks like he's done some damage
clouted by The Dank Meme September 7, 2018

calloused balls 

when one's balls sag so much so that thee drag upon a surface which is most commonly cement. this coarse surface causes a hardening of the sack and, eventually, a thick callous
Man: my balls are bleeding
Lobotomy Surgeon: don't worry they'll callous and become calloused balls

Callumed 

To pull a callum is to be extremely stubborn, annoying and correct someone in the most disrespectful way.
Tom said "Exeter is famous for having good underground" "Nah that's London, hah you just got Callumed!" said Callum as the disrespectful cunt he is

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis 

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

Callouts 

A word or phrase used widely in the gaming community, often used to notify teammates where enemies are and what health they are at. Most common callout used is "Let's rush them" or "He's one shot".
David: "Yoo i pinged that guy for 63 shield"
James: "Yeah bro i cracked him he's one shot"
David: "Alright let's rush them"
James: "Nice callouts bro"
Callouts by Sand-_-Monster May 3, 2022

facebook callout

when people call out sick (who really aren't). and post their fake symptoms on facebook to get sympathy.
Mary posted a facebook callout on Superbowl Sunday, but we all knew she wasn't sick
facebook callout by Mully19 January 24, 2011