cauliflower

Ghost broccoli

Person 1:I just ate some cauliflower.
Person 2:you mean ghost broccoli?

by The dead tophat August 28, 2020

cauliflower

This man has my entire heart and soul and i wouldn’t trade anything in the world for it, he makes me feel golden and special in more than a million ways. I would seize to exist without him and cant imagine my life without him. EVERYTHING about him is just so perfect and means so much to me. He is very sweet, funny, athletic, and annoying (but i love that) he is such a caring and understanding man and cares about family and the simpler things in life which makes me so happy. If he sees this just know that you are genuinely one of the most important people to me right now and i hope you know that i love you

ella: im obsessed with cauliflower

elina: your stupid nike techians better

by ellushka April 15, 2023

cauliflower

Small, white nuggets which form within the tonsils and, when noticed in one's mouth should be removed. Avoid squeezing them or chewing on them, as they smell quite fecal when they burst.

I coughed, and up came a cauliflower.
Don't squeeze that between your fingers... It'll smell like shit.

by BAM July 31, 2004

cauliflower

Moldy cum

Hey look that’s cooper he’s got cauliflower on his lip

by Yourfreindlyneighbourhoodfrank March 18, 2019

cauliflower

Someone who butts into other people's business/stories.

God, she's such a cauliflower!

by tinasaurus July 21, 2008

cauliflower

This man has my entire heart and soul and i wouldn’t trade anything in the world for it, he makes me feel golden and special in more than a million ways. I would seize to exist without him and cant imagine my life without him. EVERYTHING about him is just so perfect and means so much to me. He is very sweet, funny, athletic, and annoying (but i love that) he is such a caring and understanding man and cares about family and the simpler things in life which makes me so happy. If he sees this just know that you are genuinely one of the most important people to me right now and i hope you know that i love you

ella: im obsessed with cauliflower

elina: your stupid nike techians better

by ellushka April 15, 2023

Cauliflower

Verb: To drive as fast as you can and masturbate at the same time, keeping your hand with the speed and power of the vehicle.

I just Cauliflowered to relieve the stress of the day.

Cauliflowering is like BLT all over the steering wheel.

by Thug Nasty Nasty November 06, 2013