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Caffix

The specific need for a caffeine fix.
I am so beat. I need a caffix to get me going.
by BeebesDude August 4, 2016
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caffiend

A caffein fiend! Someone who cannot stay awake without caffeine.
I have to take a caffeine pill every morning, or I'll go back to sleep. {Socket face} Oh my dog, I must be a caffiend!
by Beach & Bong December 31, 2006
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caffing

(Pron: Khaffing) The act of gaining an erection; Acronym of "Cracking A Fat"; To caf.
Sami was caffing hard when Sally the land whale beached herself next to him at the New Year Eve beach party.
by Markymark2036 January 1, 2014
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caffiend

(CALF-feend)

A hybrid between the two words Caffeine and Fiend (as in crack fiend). Your typical Caffiend is characterized by one or more of these behaviors.

1. They will get extremely irritable if denied their daily dose of coffee, tea, soda, or any other products that contain caffeine.

2. In addition to the above behavior, some caffiends may find themselves spending large amounts of their income on all manner of energy drinks, no doz, and other products with higher concentrations of their favorite drug, in an attempt to find more energy and vigor, as their tolerance for caffeinated beverages has by this time almost certainly rendered all but the most powerful sources useless in their never-ending thirst for the next best pick me up.

3. Going without sleep and replacing it with caffeine is probably the most common sign that you or someone you know is or is becoming a caffiend.
Office employee A : "Jeez, Timothy looks like he hasn't slept for days!"

Office employee B : "He hasn't. Each morning he comes into work, heads to the break room, and drinks the whole pitcher full of coffee! What a caffiend!"

Office employee A : " Your telling me"
by SpudTheCrud November 22, 2013
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CAFFIENCE

A person who is addicted to caffiene (a caffiene addiction)
Because Janet loved coffee, some would call her a caffience
by Tony john smith April 21, 2020
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caffiene

you spelled caffiene (caffeine) wrong, you idiot
by Nicolllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 27, 2008
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Caffin

A term usually used to insult someone. This person should be fat, stupid, gay, retarded, weird, lazy, and/or awkward to be with. Also could be used to describe someone who is not there for things.
Shut up, Caffin. You would know, but you weren't there!
by Wii7036 January 20, 2009
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