Caffiction

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Being addicted to caffeine and coffe based drinks.

Geez, today my caffiction is not letting me do anything until I get that good caffeine in my system.

Caffiction by Davoolf March 27, 2019

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Caffiction

Addiction to coffee, or any caffeine product .A cripplig need for caffeine in your day.

GUY 1: Hey man, did you hand in your essay?
GUY 2:Stop talking to me, I havent have my coffe yet
GUY 1: Wow, thats a bit rude... You have a strong caffiction there buddy, you should look for help.

Caffiction by Davoolf March 27, 2019

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Related Words

Caffiction • affictionado • affictionate • affictionato • cafection • Caffeication • Cafficiency • Caffination • Coffication • confiction

Coffication

To drink coffe and have some communication between friends.

Let's go to Starbucks for some coffication.

Coffication by J Pizzle October 2, 2004

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confiction

Any strong belief based on a fallacy. This, of course, is relative to the beliefs of the person making the judgment, that someone else has a confiction.

John still has a confiction that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

I marvel at Mary's confiction that the earth is 6000 years old.

Senator X has a dangerous confiction that all homosexuals are pedophiles.

confiction by Sausalito Kid September 22, 2010

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Caffination

Drinking a caffinated beverage early in the morning to kickstart your crappy day

Have you had your caffination today??

Caffination by Lonelylife September 22, 2018

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affictionado

A false fan; a person who claims to enjoy something s/he really doesn't.

John is an affictionado of football because his partner watches Monday night game with his buddies.

affictionado by vesuvian September 13, 2009

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affictionato

A person who pretends to like or be a fan/supporter of something. The pretending needs to be obvious to others in order for the term to apply.

A person commenting to a friend about someone's obvious false affection for a band: "I am SO into Coldplay". The person making the claim would be an affictionato.

affictionato by vesuvian September 13, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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