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Caffiction 

Addiction to coffee, or any caffeine product .A cripplig need for caffeine in your day.
GUY 1: Hey man, did you hand in your essay?
GUY 2:Stop talking to me, I havent have my coffe yet
GUY 1: Wow, thats a bit rude... You have a strong caffiction there buddy, you should look for help.
Caffiction by Davoolf March 27, 2019

Coffication 

Let's go to Starbucks for some coffication.
Coffication by J Pizzle October 2, 2004

confiction 

Any strong belief based on a fallacy. This, of course, is relative to the beliefs of the person making the judgment, that someone else has a confiction.
John still has a confiction that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

I marvel at Mary's confiction that the earth is 6000 years old.

Senator X has a dangerous confiction that all homosexuals are pedophiles.
confiction by Sausalito Kid September 22, 2010

Caffination 

Drinking a caffinated beverage early in the morning to kickstart your crappy day
Have you had your caffination today??
Caffination by Lonelylife September 22, 2018

affictionado 

A false fan; a person who claims to enjoy something s/he really doesn't.
John is an affictionado of football because his partner watches Monday night game with his buddies.
affictionado by vesuvian September 13, 2009

affictionato 

A person who pretends to like or be a fan/supporter of something. The pretending needs to be obvious to others in order for the term to apply.
A person commenting to a friend about someone's obvious false affection for a band: "I am SO into Coldplay". The person making the claim would be an affictionato.
affictionato by vesuvian September 13, 2009