Caffiction

Being addicted to caffeine and coffe based drinks.

Geez, today my caffiction is not letting me do anything until I get that good caffeine in my system.

by Davoolf March 27, 2019

Caffiction

Addiction to coffee, or any caffeine product .A cripplig need for caffeine in your day.

GUY 1: Hey man, did you hand in your essay?
GUY 2:Stop talking to me, I havent have my coffe yet
GUY 1: Wow, thats a bit rude... You have a strong caffiction there buddy, you should look for help.

by Davoolf March 27, 2019

Coffication

To drink coffe and have some communication between friends.

Let's go to Starbucks for some coffication.

by J Pizzle October 2, 2004

confiction

Any strong belief based on a fallacy. This, of course, is relative to the beliefs of the person making the judgment, that someone else has a confiction.

John still has a confiction that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

I marvel at Mary's confiction that the earth is 6000 years old.

Senator X has a dangerous confiction that all homosexuals are pedophiles.

by Sausalito Kid September 22, 2010

Caffination

Drinking a caffinated beverage early in the morning to kickstart your crappy day

Have you had your caffination today??

by Lonelylife September 22, 2018

affictionado

A false fan; a person who claims to enjoy something s/he really doesn't.

John is an affictionado of football because his partner watches Monday night game with his buddies.

by vesuvian September 13, 2009

affictionato

A person who pretends to like or be a fan/supporter of something. The pretending needs to be obvious to others in order for the term to apply.

A person commenting to a friend about someone's obvious false affection for a band: "I am SO into Coldplay". The person making the claim would be an affictionato.

by vesuvian September 13, 2009