caffing
Sami was caffing hard when Sally the land whale beached herself next to him at the New Year Eve beach party.
caffing by Markymark2036 January 1, 2014
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de-caffing
the act putting ones scrotal sack into another's mouth, when the scrotum (teabag) only contains one testicle/one functioning testicle. Therefore only half the caffeine is delivered in the brew, making it decaf.
"mike only has one ball, when he teabags someone they only get half the caffeine"
"mike where you going?" "out de-caffing mum"
"mike where you going?" "out de-caffing mum"
de-caffing by sheedymark March 30, 2008
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caffing • de-caffing • cuffing season • cuffing • chaffing • Caffin • Calfing • Craffing • Caffinated • Claffing
Cuffing Season
The cold season when everyone’s coupling up, so you settle for a new bf/gf way below your standards. ~Or~ you’re one of the smart ones who cozies up w Coors Light and your pupper bff.
Bobby: Yo, it’s cuffing season, you wanna lock this down?
Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and Murphy.
Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and Murphy.
Cuffing Season by Coors_Light February 6, 2020
Cuffing the dummy
Cuffing the dummy by Macsloan December 11, 2014
Cuffing his dummy
Cuffing his dummy by Macsloan December 2, 2014
Cuffing Year
2020 is the cuffing year . New year to start off things fresh . Too many ppl are single , so 2020 is time for cuffing
Cuffing Year by Official Slang December 31, 2019
Cuffing Season
During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be "Cuffed" or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.
Brittany: Why is everyone trying to holla this week like outta no where?
Tiara: You know cuffing season is in full effect right?
Brittany: Oh yeah you right. I know I wont be sleeping alone this weekend.
Tiara: You know cuffing season is in full effect right?
Brittany: Oh yeah you right. I know I wont be sleeping alone this weekend.
Cuffing Season by Pmack0711 September 28, 2011
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