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Caffidiot 

An individual who goes out of their way to make it apparent to you what their current "caffeine Level" is at. Or an individual who when asked "how are you doing?" will always reply with some reference to if they have had any caffeine recently or not.
Tim: Hey D how you doing today?

D: I feel sorry for the poor bastards that have to put up with my wrath, until I get my offering of Java the world will pay!

Tim: stop being such a "Caffidiot"
Caffidiot by couchsalesman December 2, 2009
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a cadet who: is stupid and/or acts like he/she is in the armed forces yet he/she isn't because he/she hasn't gone to basic traininig (boot camp).
NOTE: West Point cadets are the only exception to this term.
Johny is cadidiot because he is in college and is a member of his ROTC program and wears his uniform everywhere he goes and thinks he is a bad a**.
cadidiot by seabass009 May 27, 2009
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That damned Canidiot couldn't figure out how to use a hammer.
canidiot by Doug Adamek June 30, 2005
Noun.

A cadet (Usually in the ROTC) who either:

1) is an idiot, or

2) acts like he or she is already in the military.

In the first case, it can be used affectionately, or may just refer to the fact that a cadet lacks the experience and knowledge of a trained service member, rather than referring to an actual lack of intelligence. In the second sense, it is almost exclusively a pejorative term for a cadet who is arrogant or foppish.
1) That cadidiot can't even read a map.

2) That cadidiot thinks he's some sort of Green Beret or something because he's finally learned to read a map.
Cadidiot by Wanderhome June 11, 2011

confidiot 

A person who uses confidence to overshadow stupidity.
Tech guy: do you really think it's a good idea to start a tech company if you can barely use a computer?

Guy who just watched the social network: I WILL INVEST MILLIONS!!!

Tech guy: working with a confidiot isn't worth the money sorry bro can't help you.
confidiot by WishMonicaWould July 24, 2020

confidiot 

A person who uses confidence to overshadow stupidity.
Tech guy: do you really think it's a good idea to start a tech company if you can barely use a computer?

Guy who just watched the social network: I WILL INVEST MILLIONS!!!

Tech guy: bro you don't have that kind of money stop acting like a confidiot.
confidiot by WishMonicaWould July 24, 2020

canaidiot 

one who thinks small and cheap is the way to run a bussiness to take advantage of good workers to add a few us dollars to their pocket they try to give the crap equipment to the us and use the profits made to make their their bussiness grow in canada pay the us workers crap pay and good wadges for same job in canada
any canadain co working in the us makes you canaidiot
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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