CabbeKing

Biggest retard in the world who according to orange has massive cheeks. Cabbe is also Swedish but sits on his ass al day playing Minecraft so he has no friends.

I would hate to be a CabbeKing

CabbeKing by jo8hua February 24, 2017

Cabrewing 

The act of floating down a river in a canoe or raft while drinking alcoholic beverages. Usually done in large groups. No paddeling is involved unless absolutely necessary. As a practical joke, it is a common occurrance to flip over other canoes. Usually done in a shallow body of water where wading is possible due to frequent potty breaks.

We were all sunburned, wet, and drunk after a long day of cabrewing.

Cabrewing by ukwildkat April 25, 2009

Cabbaging 

When you take everything out of someones bag, turn it inside out, put everything back in and then zip it up. Usually also done to thing inside the bag like a pencil case. When this is turned inside out it is called Sprouting.

"I left my bag by the lunch hall i hope no-one has been cabbaging today..."
Dude one: Oh No my bags been cabbaged! I'm gonna have to carry it to class like this and sort it out then or i'll be late!
Dude Two: Yeh and everyone will take the piss as you go along the corridor!

Cabbaging by alex thorpe January 3, 2008

Cabrewing 

Partaking of alcholic beverages while canoeing down a river.

Every time I go cabrewing, dragonflys tickle my toes.

Cabrewing by rhythmicfarts January 16, 2015

Pot Cabbing

the act of transporting multiple persons with lots of marijuana in multiple cruises merely in the effort of getting the passengers all ripped like donkey kong.

J Baby and Nate were caught pot cabbing on campus.

Pot Cabbing by boomgoesdadynomite398990 January 24, 2009

cabbaging 

Cabbaging is a game in which players, known as Cabbagers, attempt to reach the oldest page on a website in a given number of clicks from a predefined starting point.

History
Cabbaging was first played by five people sharing an office in Peebles , Scotland who used it as a way to decide who should eat the "spare" Tunnock's Tea Cakes from a pack of six. The game was brought to public attention by Judy Cabbages on 9 August 2005 by writing the following letter to the BBC News Online Magazine Monitor, an online daily publication:

In our office of five people, the six pack of Tunnocks Tea Cakes does no (sic) divide very well; so we have a contest. The person who can go back in time to the oldest article on the BBC News site in only five clicks from the start page, gets the sixth tea cake for themselves. Today, I read through nature to cats to pandas and in 5 clicks, got to 25 April 1998. Reaching 1997 is a real achievement.
Judy Cabbages,
Peebles, Scotland

Readers of the Magazine Monitor began playing the game themselves and the name "Cabbaging" was suggested three days later in honour of Judy Cabbages. The name "backlogging" was also suggested, but did not catch on. On 19 August 2005 a set of rules written by Monitor reader Matt Wainwright was published.

- Judy Cabbages' original letter
news.bbc.co.uk /1/hi/magazine/4131118.stm#debt

- Matt Wainwright's Cabbaging rules
news.bbc.co.uk /1/hi/magazine/4152338.stm#cabbaging

cabbaging by email6311494 October 17, 2007

cabrewing 

canoeing with a keg in the back. especially popular among students in the North, and among male rugby players. the object is to get drunk while sort of splashing around for hours. relatively unsafe, given the large possibility of drowning.

coach g: "50 tris! undefeated! rock on! what should be do to celebrate?"
unanimous: "let's go cabrewing!"

cabrewing by lauren brackenbury July 22, 2005