When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping
Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!
Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).
Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).
by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006
by Erin May 18, 2003
Placing the scrotum and testicals if a man into the eye sockets and shaking your head. If done correctly will result in an erection atop the forehead like a canoe paddle. Simular to motor boating a woman's breast or dragon boating another man's anus.
by Dirty Panda March 07, 2014
I went canoeing with Anne on the Juniper Spring River run in Ocala National Forest, and we had a great time. Many of the people in front of us did not know how to canoe and would go from bank to bank, and then flip their canoes. The alligators love it when the little pink paddlers float right up to them.
by mlhiss April 02, 2008
by Nolan Cragun September 29, 2006
like titty fuck but you put the penis in between the woman's breast, or on a guy's chest, and play with the breast against the penis like the penis is a canoe going white water rafting
steve: what did you and mary do last night?
robert: she wanted to titty fuck but I went canoeing on her instead
robert: she wanted to titty fuck but I went canoeing on her instead
by myty399 March 14, 2012
‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.
As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!
by BoBoBrazil October 04, 2018