cobbering

Australian lingo for meeting a group of mates at the pub or some other informal event.

Macca: "There's a cobbering down at the pub on Friday, Johnno, you comin'?"
Johnno: "Is the Pope a Catholic? 'Course I'll be there."

by DodgySocket June 17, 2015

Coolering

to manipulate your schedule to maximize your time off work

How did Bryan get so much time off work? Well he has been coolering his vacation days with regular days off.

by whosurdaddy358 April 28, 2017

fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

clobberin the gorilla

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

Colberting

Colberting is the act of posting a number of high-resolution images in a thread on an web forum in an attempt to make it difficult for other forum members to read, thereby either slowing or stoping the conversation occuring within it. In practice, pictures of Stephen Colbert are often used as the requisite high-resolution images, but any high-resolution images will do.

I wanted to read Kelly's tribute thread, but it looks like Mikey has been busy Colberting it, and when I opened it my browser crashed.

by wholesomedick November 7, 2008

Cornering

The ability to a smoke a bowl of sensi one segment at a time by holding the lighter at an oblique angle to each unburned "corner" in turn, thereby allowing multiple persons to receive a fresh hit.

Dude, this is my last nug. Don't forget to corner it so I can get a freshie.

by mobiustrip July 8, 2005

Covering Flush

The act of flushing the toilet while simultaneously dropping a turd to cover the noise made while one is pooping.

I had to poop in my boyfriends house for the first time, so I layed down a covering flush because of my uncontrollable explosive diarreaha.

by Jacobazzi Lambrusco August 24, 2010