CUNTALOFUS
CUNTALOFUS by Nicky Sacs October 25, 2009
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cuntaloupe
Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"
cuntaloupe by andy1 June 11, 2005
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CUNTALOFUS • cuntaloupe • Cantalopus • Cuntagous • cuntalogist • Cuntalogue • Cuntaloids • Cuntalopasaurus • cuntaloupus • cuntapotus
Cantalopus
Cantalopus by Nutzzz-0 June 16, 2012
cuntulous-skankasaurus
a crator/ nooks n' crannies faced whorebag who feeds on drama. As if sleeping with your boyfriend wasn't bad enough, this slut will then (as an added on favor) call dcf on you. While the police are at your house, and your life is crashing down around you, she will drive by and wave. Of course all while on the way to bang your boyfriend... again. This twofaced crackwhore look-a-like will parade all of this around in your face, after placing a restrainging order on you so that there is nothing you can do about it.
niffer cuntulous-skankasaurus
cuntulous-skankasaurus by yasnoozeyalose July 30, 2010
cuntaloupe
The large bubble in a woman's pants directly below her belt. The name is derived from the visual similarity to a cantaloupe being stuffed into the woman's pants around the "cunt". It is usually found in overweight middle aged women who work in various office settings. See also FUPA.
I went to the dentist today and when the receptionist stood up it looked like a canteloupe was stuffed in the front of her pants. She had a huge cuntaloupe.
cuntaloupe by BigSmooth13 December 12, 2007
Hairy Cuntaloupe
Taking a fresh cantaloupe, you cut out a penis-sized hole. Then, you heat up the cantaloupe in a microwave for 30 seconds or until desired warmth. You then place your penis inside the cantalouple and the seeds inside the cantaloupe simulate a vagina and pull on your penis.
Hairy Cuntaloupe by Adolf Ollerbusch August 27, 2009
Cuntaloids
A gaggle of teenaged girls that roam a mall looking for teenaged boys they can get to spend all their hard earned money on them by purchasing mallfood and trinkets under the disillusion of possible pussy access, to then abandon them when the mall closes without a penny, and no pussy access.
David and Ronny blew all the money they made cleaning yards at the senior citizen trailer park on these Cuntaloids at the mall, and did not even have the money to catch the city bus to go home and masterbate.
Cuntaloids by Aeryck October 23, 2004
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