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Cuntaloids 

A gaggle of teenaged girls that roam a mall looking for teenaged boys they can get to spend all their hard earned money on them by purchasing mallfood and trinkets under the disillusion of possible pussy access, to then abandon them when the mall closes without a penny, and no pussy access.
David and Ronny blew all the money they made cleaning yards at the senior citizen trailer park on these Cuntaloids at the mall, and did not even have the money to catch the city bus to go home and masterbate.
Cuntaloids by Aeryck October 23, 2004

cuntaliscious 

1)An incedibly tasty and cunt.
2) Any attractive female that members of the male or lesbian species are instantly drawn to.
"Gee, thankyou for letting me sample your cuntaliscious cunt Mrs Robinson"
cuntaliscious by Domcon August 17, 2005

CUNTALOFUS

a slag word for a sloppy,dirty,hairy smelly pussy
thats one ditry CUNTALOFUS
CUNTALOFUS by Nicky Sacs October 25, 2009

cuntalistic 

A superior drink or beverage of some sort with an extraordinary taste incomparable to any other.
Claude:How is your starbuck's drink, jay?
Jay: oh its cuntalistic.
cuntalistic by jaymuzella December 18, 2008

Cuntoids 

A cunt who has been in especially cunty mode, like a bodybuilder on steroids.
Mooby, you've been a cunt all your life...but lately it seems that you have been on cuntoids!
Cuntoids by G-Unit-Actual January 3, 2017

Cuntalopasaurus 

a complete tool or fag who everyone is pissed at.
"The child who lost the fight was a cuntalopasaurus."
Cuntalopasaurus by Danger Derek January 17, 2009

cuntalogist

The moment when you realize that your new in-laws have mastered the behavior of cunt-ness.
" didn't we read somewhere where they were doing a study on mother in laws being cuntalogist. ".
cuntalogist by Belt worthy August 3, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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