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Cantalopus

Extremely round in nature and large; Freakishly large
Shelby has cantalopus pantyloons; Steve-0 has cantalopus balls
by Nutzzz-0 June 16, 2012
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broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place
Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.
by Club April 11, 2015
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Cantaloupic

The word cantaloupic is used to describe somebody who likes cantaloupes a whole lot. A cantaloupic is like a chocoholic, but doesn't like chocolate, instead cantaloupes. A cantaloupic may also have a certain personality, they may be always open and 'fresh' in situations. Tasting rather juicy, cantaloupics are fun to be around, and may eat cantaloupes a whole lot!
My friend Joanna is a real cantaloupic!
by Cantaloupes4Ever June 15, 2017
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cantaloupe weenie

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.
"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."
by mcslezzy March 6, 2009
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cantaloupical

Cantaloupical means to act like a cantaloupe. Cantaloupes are fresh and juicy, so a cantaloupical person would act really nicely, but their weakness would be always telling the truth, even in bad situations. They would taste juicy, and look lovely and fresh every day.
Oh, have you met Johnny? He's really cantaloupical!
by Cantaloupes4Ever May 31, 2017
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Cantalope

Mom: Want some cantalope?
Kids: No
Mom:But its the melon of the future
by Josie lynn July 25, 2011
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cantaloupes

(n). term for the firm, round, melon-like breasts of a female.
Damn. I'd like to check those cantaloupes for ripeness.
by heater_i_mean_heather March 4, 2009
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