COPCUM

COPCUM:
Is the secretion of semen in el pantalones when a cop is touched ever so lightly anywhere within 6 inches of the penile
region and a two second dick touch🍆💦👖

Girl I got Copcumed tonight and we ain’t even did shit!

by OrangutanTTS91 June 5, 2021

Copium

Lying to yourself in order to cope with something.

"My hairline is totally fine"
"You're high on copium dude..."

by lennilaube December 20, 2021

Copium

A metaphorical opiate inhaled when faced with loss, failure or defeat, especially in sports, politics and other tribal settings.

The effects of copium include, but are not limited to: extreme rationalizations for the defeat, outlandish theories of conspiracy supposedly perpetrated by the opposing side, extreme rage directed at the other side, unconvincing allegations of fraud and abuse in the system, and rejection of the system as a whole.

-Supporters of the losing candidate claim they didn’t legitimately lose the election; they say it was due to foreign interference and election fraud. They’re clearly high on copium.

by enterprise1701 October 3, 2020

Copium

Cope + Opium = Copium

TTV streamer suing Slots for making him lose $200K. He is clearly high on copium

by fraist June 11, 2021

Copium

The allegorical drug that represents voracious coping, usually with a political outcome.

John has been taking deadly amounts of copium since 45 was diagnosed. SHAME.

by HongusBongus October 5, 2020

copium

The chemical your brain releases when you are faced with a severe shock or disappointment that prevents you from slitting your wrists.

I felt better after I saw the failing grade on my chemistry final than when I didn't know what it would be. Must've been a rush of copium.

by Two Shots of Depresso September 23, 2020

Leaks and Copium

The act of functioning on a single braincell and not knowing the concept of touching grass.

"Hey what are you upto these days?"
"I didn't move out of my room or see the sunlight for years. What do you think?
"Damn, you're leaks and copiuming huh?"

"You don't say."

by snowclipsed September 8, 2022