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Cockumentary 

n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:

Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings

Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries

A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.

Also known as a Cock Documentary
Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?
Cockumentary by VRH November 19, 2007

cockumentum 

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.
(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!
cockumentum by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004
a way of saying cucumber that makes people think about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common
Is there cockumbers in this salad?
cockumber by yocockumber September 14, 2011

cockumstance 

n.: A chance meeting between two women, who are unaware of the man having been inside of them both.
It was an unusual cockumstance, when my ex-girlfriend and some chick I banged met each other at a bar.
cockumstance by genio2010 October 3, 2010

Concumption 

The act of drinking mass quantities of alcohol with a blatant disregard for animal safety.
i look foward to the debotary of alcohol gifts and the concumption of them all night long
Concumption by Big JJ D December 3, 2010

concumption 

Steve: 'Yo are you going to spit??'
Emily: 'No don't worry, I'm skilled in the art of concumption.'

"I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke"
- Cardi B on concumption
concumption by b r a t January 30, 2021