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Cootumbs 

Possibly the best thing ever created by God. He is a small white creature, cleverly disguised as a dog used to infilitrate human ranks to observe and covertly record their doings. In the case of discover, the Cootumbs will explode causing an explosion equivalent to 6 mega-tons of dynomite.
Tovar-"Wow Cootumbs, your are the coolest thing ever!!!!"
Cootumbs-"Shutup and feed me."
Cootumbs by Cootumbss January 21, 2009
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coochmooch 

when a male mooches off of another male friend for a vulnerable ex girlfriend to get some easy ass.
fuck john. that's the third phone number i've given you this week. you're being a cooch mooch.
coochmooch by Judge Scott September 13, 2003

Coocamiene 

1. (KOO-KAY-mean) Useless; in the sense of politics
1. "BAAH! The US government turned into a bunch of coocamiene.
Coocamiene by NoFear14 March 14, 2021

Chocumentary 

A documentary about black people.
Just watched Chris Rock's "Good Hair" -- best chocumentary ever!
Chocumentary by MegnKen August 16, 2011
The fat that hangs off the inner thighs of a fat chick that looks like two streched out bags of golf balls.
"Man dude, that chick got cootums and a fupa. She's a gunt away from having a snak pak."
cootums by red devils March 31, 2007

Coochmastery 

A noun used to describe/lead into a story about some absolutely epic sex that one has had.
JK: "Oh boy... wait till you hear TM's latest tale of coochmastery."

TM: "I just had a threesome in my dorm lastnight. The third girl that was there chickened out, but later on we showered together and I conquered it."

CP: "Wait... you're not a virgin?"
Coochmastery by Kleezy March 13, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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