Coocum

A coocum can be described as a very big cookie, or a normal sized one.

“Today I had a very good chocolate coocum!”

by ~PetRat~ February 16, 2021

Cootumbs

Possibly the best thing ever created by God. He is a small white creature, cleverly disguised as a dog used to infilitrate human ranks to observe and covertly record their doings. In the case of discover, the Cootumbs will explode causing an explosion equivalent to 6 mega-tons of dynomite.

Tovar-"Wow Cootumbs, your are the coolest thing ever!!!!"
Cootumbs-"Shutup and feed me."

by Cootumbss January 21, 2009

coochmooch

when a male mooches off of another male friend for a vulnerable ex girlfriend to get some easy ass.

fuck john. that's the third phone number i've given you this week. you're being a cooch mooch.

by Judge Scott September 13, 2003

Coocamiene

1. (KOO-KAY-mean) Useless; in the sense of politics

1. "BAAH! The US government turned into a bunch of coocamiene.

by NoFear14 March 14, 2021

Chocumentary

A documentary about black people.

Just watched Chris Rock's "Good Hair" -- best chocumentary ever!

by MegnKen August 16, 2011

cootums

The fat that hangs off the inner thighs of a fat chick that looks like two streched out bags of golf balls.

"Man dude, that chick got cootums and a fupa. She's a gunt away from having a snak pak."

by red devils March 31, 2007

Coochmastery

A noun used to describe/lead into a story about some absolutely epic sex that one has had.

JK: "Oh boy... wait till you hear TM's latest tale of coochmastery."

TM: "I just had a threesome in my dorm lastnight. The third girl that was there chickened out, but later on we showered together and I conquered it."

CP: "Wait... you're not a virgin?"

by Kleezy March 13, 2010