4 definitions by enterprise1701
A landlord-friendly term for ‘landlord’. ‘Landchad’ is a portmanteau of ’landlord’ and ‘Chad’, and is frequently used by the pro-landlord community.
A typical Landchad is obscenely wealthy from all the rent and 25 % tips he collects from his tenants; ridiculously muscular from all the single mothers he evicts on a regular basis; harshly critical of his tenants’ frivolous consumerist purchases of funkopops, craft beers, Star Wars merch, Reddit awards and video games (mainly because it renders them unable to tip the Landchad his typical 25%); and an ardent advocate for the rights and interest of PoL (People of Land).
A typical Landchad is obscenely wealthy from all the rent and 25 % tips he collects from his tenants; ridiculously muscular from all the single mothers he evicts on a regular basis; harshly critical of his tenants’ frivolous consumerist purchases of funkopops, craft beers, Star Wars merch, Reddit awards and video games (mainly because it renders them unable to tip the Landchad his typical 25%); and an ardent advocate for the rights and interest of PoL (People of Land).
I couldn’t afford to tip my beloved Landchad his typical 25 % this month, so I paved his driveway instead!
by enterprise1701 October 13, 2020
A metaphorical opiate inhaled when faced with loss, failure or defeat, especially in sports, politics and other tribal settings.
The effects of copium include, but are not limited to: extreme rationalizations for the defeat, outlandish theories of conspiracy supposedly perpetrated by the opposing side, extreme rage directed at the other side, unconvincing allegations of fraud and abuse in the system, and rejection of the system as a whole.
The effects of copium include, but are not limited to: extreme rationalizations for the defeat, outlandish theories of conspiracy supposedly perpetrated by the opposing side, extreme rage directed at the other side, unconvincing allegations of fraud and abuse in the system, and rejection of the system as a whole.
-Supporters of the losing candidate claim they didn’t legitimately lose the election; they say it was due to foreign interference and election fraud. They’re clearly high on copium.
by enterprise1701 October 3, 2020
Umbrella term for any type of landlord or commercial property owner.
The term is frequently used in the advocacy of the rights and interests of one of the marginalized groups in society: landlords. Landlords are frequently the targets of severe anti-PoL bigotry and landphobia from rentoids and chapocels leveling landphobic accusations such as “being a landlord is not a real job”, “landlords contribute nothing to society” and “landlords are leeches on the working class”.
The term is frequently used in the advocacy of the rights and interests of one of the marginalized groups in society: landlords. Landlords are frequently the targets of severe anti-PoL bigotry and landphobia from rentoids and chapocels leveling landphobic accusations such as “being a landlord is not a real job”, “landlords contribute nothing to society” and “landlords are leeches on the working class”.
by enterprise1701 October 26, 2020
by enterprise1701 December 31, 2022