COCT 

Taking a Crap on Company Time.

T: "Hey Melissa, I'll be right back, I gotta go take a COCT!"

M: "Sweet Trish, I love getting paid while taking a sweet dump"

COCT by cityemployee August 26, 2009

coctor 

A doctor who specializes in eye, vision, and cock care. An ophthalmologist

I was having vision problems, and my penis was itching, so I scheduled a coctor appointment

coctor by ACanofGasoline September 22, 2021

coctober 

Coctober is the only month of the year when it is OK for straight guys to hook up with other guys and not be branded gay.

Guy 1: Dude, what are you looking so happy about?

Guy 2: Well, don't judge me, but me and Mike have been partaking in Coctober this year - epic!

Guy 1: Oh... right..

coctober by radishford October 7, 2013

Jizzterine Coctail 

The act of mixing horse semen and listerine mouth wash together and giving it to a family member as a gift.

Dude i think my dick of a brother gave me a jizzterine coctail.

Jizzterine Coctail by The Steve Machine April 10, 2010

coctopus ratio 

When at a social gathering, it refers to the ratio of men to women.

Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.

coctopus ratio by Rosegger January 17, 2008

coctopuss

the ratio of males to females; typically with reference to a social setting.

Whats's the coctopuss situation at the bar?

coctopuss by John and Aaron November 23, 2011

Urban Coctionary 

Urban Dicktionary with a bigger wang

Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute

Urban Coctionary by D Flawless November 13, 2019