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An option given by a cop
β€œHe gave me a coption, rat my homies out or go to jail.”
coption by theauthormarkwilkins September 17, 2017
A vacation centered around doing a lot of cocaine.
Hey man, I just scored an eight-ball. How about a 3-day cocation to Yellowstone?
That sounds terrible.
Cocation by Timberhill October 26, 2010

Urban Coctionary 

Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute
Urban Coctionary by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Cocktionary

A dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.
Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:

"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid dictionary, I got my definition from my cocktionary"

The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.
Cocktionary by estebanz May 19, 2008

Urban Cocktionary 

Urban Cocktionary by your mom April 19, 2003
I'm so contion today I'm still in my pajamas. Stop being contion I'm getting tied too.
contion by Heyheyxcx July 17, 2014