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1. Short for 'concoction,' but with an extreme good or bad meaning

2. A drink mixed with someone's cock as a practical joke
1. Good: That bartender can mix up a kick-ass coction!

Bad: That nasty coction almost killed me!

2. Johnny the waiter served the mean slut a coction after she told him he wasn't getting a tip.
coction by Mr Pokey February 1, 2005
Words you can keep
“He gave me a coption, rat my homies out or go to jail.”
coption by theauthormarkwilkins September 17, 2017
A vacation centered around doing a lot of cocaine.
Hey man, I just scored an eight-ball. How about a 3-day cocation to Yellowstone?
That sounds terrible.
Cocation by Timberhill October 26, 2010

Urban Coctionary 

Urban Dicktionary with a bigger wang
Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute
Urban Coctionary by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Cocktionary

A dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.
Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:

"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid dictionary, I got my definition from my cocktionary"

The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.
Cocktionary by estebanz May 19, 2008

Urban Cocktionary 

a more extreme version of Urban Dictionary.
Urban Cocktionary : Urban Dictionary :: X-games : Olympics
Urban Cocktionary by your mom April 19, 2003
I'm so contion today I'm still in my pajamas. Stop being contion I'm getting tied too.
contion by Heyheyxcx July 17, 2014
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