5 definitions by radishford

scunty

A word describing something that is both scummy and cunty: scunty.

Have you met your new neighbours yet?

Unfortunately, those are some scunty people!

by radishford December 18, 2019

Fox piss

A gently mocking term of endearment for a fellow of the ginger haired persuasion. The origin of the term is said to date back to the Viking discovery that the irony smell of some ginger gentlemen shared a remarkable likeness to the musk of a fox's urine.

Oi, Fox piss, you out on Thursday night?

by radishford October 11, 2019

time for cock

A suffix to be applied to the answer whenever a member of the opposite sex asks you the time and it falls on the hour. As in 9 o'clock, time for cock.

NB. Not to be used on family members or really old / young members of opposite sex, please

Example 1
Girl: Hey, what time is it?
Guy: It's 10 o'clock...time for cock.
Girl: Cool

Example 2
Guy: Yo, do you know what time it is?
Girl: Sure i do, it's 9 o'clock, time for cock!
Guy: Awesome

by radishford October 13, 2013

coctober

Coctober is the only month of the year when it is OK for straight guys to hook up with other guys and not be branded gay.

Guy 1: Dude, what are you looking so happy about?

Guy 2: Well, don't judge me, but me and Mike have been partaking in Coctober this year - epic!

Guy 1: Oh... right..

by radishford October 7, 2013

bwarming

The art of sitting on the toilet for a few minutes with your trousers still on, to warm the seat prior to baring your naked ass to have a poo

Dude, make sure you give that toilet seat a good bwarming before you use it. Man, it's freezing this morning; I think I lost a layer of skin and a good few ass curlies

by radishford December 20, 2019