a man bitch, or a guy thats getting on your nerves; used by males or females but mostly females describing their boyfriends or idiots that just wanna get some ass.
by kuh-laire May 17, 2006
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Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.
by Rosegger January 17, 2008
Get the coctopus ratio mug.When a girl's pubic region is between groomings (i.e. shaving/waxing) and the hair begins to grow back, it is typically short, coarse and prickly, like a cactus.
During that phase, she can be said to have a "cactapuss", also can be referred to as a 'cactapussy'.
During that phase, she can be said to have a "cactapuss", also can be referred to as a 'cactapussy'.
"I need to make a waxing appointment to take care of this cactupuss"
"I can't fool around with Tom tonight, I gots a bad case o' cactapussy"
"Cletus, get your bitch ass over here and water my cactapuss"
"I can't fool around with Tom tonight, I gots a bad case o' cactapussy"
"Cletus, get your bitch ass over here and water my cactapuss"
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Get the Cactapus mug.a very rare marine creature that instead of 8 long tenticles has 8 long cocks, each more than capable of performing in a variety of sexual situations.
This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).
This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).
The cocktapus awoke this morning to find it almost drowned overnight in a sea of gism due to 8 consecutive wet dreams.
I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.
What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???
I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.
What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???
by Skidmark McGee March 10, 2007
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