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Male genetalia that is larger in girth than it is in length.
I couldn't bang her because I have a cheswick.
Cheswick by William Burner November 4, 2003
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chezwick 

a dick that is fatter than it is long.
can also be used as a general derrogatory term
Jason Johnston is a complete chezwick.
chezwick by mitchell hubbell May 21, 2007

chezwick 

A penis that is wider than it is long.
Yo I bet that fat guy has a chezwick!
chezwick by McDude May 8, 2005
A penis whose length is shorter than its diameter.
That fat British bastard was sporting a cheswick in the men's lockerroom.
cheswick by grogan's heroes June 19, 2003
an unusually flamboyant male who overexerts himself most of the time in an attempt to perform ridiculous stunts that are normally unfeasible by the normal human being, therefore inflicting pain upon himself and most likely others around him
Angela: Can you high-kick that cockroach on the wall and kill it for me?

Nathan: Are you crazy? I'm no chenswick!
chenswick by zhichi April 6, 2009

chezwich 

An italians penis. It is very short and wider than it is long.
Hey look at that Italians fuckin chezwich!!!
chezwich by lamp shade March 27, 2007
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